Friday, January 16, 2009
Otsuka Ai - Daisuki Dayo
Otsuka Ai - Daisuki Dayo (Subtitled) -
aaa...daisuki~!!! bestnye ade bf...atarashii koibita ga hoshii...hahahaha...*hazukashii*...shittobukai yo~~!!! ahahahahhahaha
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
A lil bit about LOVE
To My Friends Who Are…MARRIED
Love is not about “it’s your fault”,
but “I’m sorry”, not “where are you’
but “I’m right here”, not “how could
you” but “I understand”, not “I wish
you were”, but “I’m thankful you are.”
To My Friends Who Are…ENGAGED
The true measure of compatibility is
not the years spent together but how
good you are for each other.
To My Friends Who Are…NOT SO SINGLE
Love isn’t about becoming somebody
else’s “perfect person.” It’s about
finding someone who helps you become
the best person you can be.
To My Friends Who Are…HEARTBROKEN
Heartbreaks last as long as you want
and cut deep as you allow them to go.
The challenge is not how to survive
heartbreaks but to learn from them.
To My Friends Who Are…NAIVE
H ow to be in love: Fall but don’t
stumble, be consistent but not too
persistent, share and never be unfair,
understand and try not to demand, and
get hurt but never keep the pain.
To My Friends Who Are…SEARCHING
True love cannot be found where it
does not truly exist, nor can it be
hidden where it truly does. Love is
magic. The more we hide it, the more
it shows; the more you suppress it,
the more it grows.
To My Friends Who
Are…PLAYBOY /GIRL TYPE
Never say I love if you don’t care.
Never talk about feelings if they
aren’t there. Never touch a life if
you mean to break a heart. Never look
in the eye when what you do is lie.
The cruelest thing a guy can do to a
girl is to let her fall in love when
he doesn’t intend to catch her fall.
To My Friends Who Are…POSSESSIVE
It breaks your heart to see the one
you love happy with someone else but
it’s more painful to know that the one
you love is unhappy with you.
To My Friends Who Are…AFRAID TO
CONFESS
Love hurts when you break up with
someone. It hurts even more when
someone breaks up with you. But love
hurts the most when the person you
love has no idea how you feel.
To My Friends Who Are…STILL HOLDING
ON
A sad thing about life is that when
you meet someone who means a lot to
you, only to find out in the end that
it was never bound to be and we just
have to let go.
To My Friends Who Are…SINGLE
Love is like a butterfly. The more you
chase it, the more it eludes you. But
if you just let it fly, it would come
to you when you least expect it. Love
can make you happy but often times it
hurts, but love’s only special when
you give it to someone who is worth
it. So take your time and choose the
best!
Three things never return:
the past, the neglected opportunity,
and the spoken word
Love is not about “it’s your fault”,
but “I’m sorry”, not “where are you’
but “I’m right here”, not “how could
you” but “I understand”, not “I wish
you were”, but “I’m thankful you are.”
To My Friends Who Are…ENGAGED
The true measure of compatibility is
not the years spent together but how
good you are for each other.
To My Friends Who Are…NOT SO SINGLE
Love isn’t about becoming somebody
else’s “perfect person.” It’s about
finding someone who helps you become
the best person you can be.
To My Friends Who Are…HEARTBROKEN
Heartbreaks last as long as you want
and cut deep as you allow them to go.
The challenge is not how to survive
heartbreaks but to learn from them.
To My Friends Who Are…NAIVE
H ow to be in love: Fall but don’t
stumble, be consistent but not too
persistent, share and never be unfair,
understand and try not to demand, and
get hurt but never keep the pain.
To My Friends Who Are…SEARCHING
True love cannot be found where it
does not truly exist, nor can it be
hidden where it truly does. Love is
magic. The more we hide it, the more
it shows; the more you suppress it,
the more it grows.
To My Friends Who
Are…PLAYBOY /GIRL TYPE
Never say I love if you don’t care.
Never talk about feelings if they
aren’t there. Never touch a life if
you mean to break a heart. Never look
in the eye when what you do is lie.
The cruelest thing a guy can do to a
girl is to let her fall in love when
he doesn’t intend to catch her fall.
To My Friends Who Are…POSSESSIVE
It breaks your heart to see the one
you love happy with someone else but
it’s more painful to know that the one
you love is unhappy with you.
To My Friends Who Are…AFRAID TO
CONFESS
Love hurts when you break up with
someone. It hurts even more when
someone breaks up with you. But love
hurts the most when the person you
love has no idea how you feel.
To My Friends Who Are…STILL HOLDING
ON
A sad thing about life is that when
you meet someone who means a lot to
you, only to find out in the end that
it was never bound to be and we just
have to let go.
To My Friends Who Are…SINGLE
Love is like a butterfly. The more you
chase it, the more it eludes you. But
if you just let it fly, it would come
to you when you least expect it. Love
can make you happy but often times it
hurts, but love’s only special when
you give it to someone who is worth
it. So take your time and choose the
best!
Three things never return:
the past, the neglected opportunity,
and the spoken word
Monday, January 12, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
Smart Dean
One Night 4 College Students Were
Playing Till Late Night and Didn't
Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled
For The Next Day.
In the morning they thought of a plan.
They made themselves look as dirty and
weird with grease and dirt. They then
went up to the Dean and
said that they had gone out to a
wedding last night and on their return
the tyre of their car burst and they
had to push the car all the way back
and that they were in no condition to
appear for the test.
So the Dean said they can have the re-
test after 3 days. They thanked him and
said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before
the Dean. The Dean said that as this
was a Special Condition Test, All four
were required to sit in separate
classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared
well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with
the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name......................... ( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst ................( 98 MARKS )
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!!!
Playing Till Late Night and Didn't
Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled
For The Next Day.
In the morning they thought of a plan.
They made themselves look as dirty and
weird with grease and dirt. They then
went up to the Dean and
said that they had gone out to a
wedding last night and on their return
the tyre of their car burst and they
had to push the car all the way back
and that they were in no condition to
appear for the test.
So the Dean said they can have the re-
test after 3 days. They thanked him and
said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before
the Dean. The Dean said that as this
was a Special Condition Test, All four
were required to sit in separate
classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared
well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with
the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name......................... ( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst ................( 98 MARKS )
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!!!
Laugh laugh laugh
Ah Beng's Story
Ah Beng - NEW STUFF
****************************
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,"My Mobile No. Has changed.Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
====================================
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
==========================================
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
===========================================
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
=========================================
Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again.
===========================================
Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
=========================================
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."
=============================================
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erasesthe board.
===============================================
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecastannounced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it wouldbe hot.
==================================================
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
===================================================
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?===================================================
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"
=====================================================
Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
=====================================================
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and notin the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
Phua CHu Kang 18SX
Phua Chu Kang's Sex Education
Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over anddig your nose, you like or not ? ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses ?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh ?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is! it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove onyour finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not ?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ......... you goand dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupidlah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also
Ah Beng - NEW STUFF
****************************
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,"My Mobile No. Has changed.Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
====================================
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
==========================================
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
===========================================
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
=========================================
Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again.
===========================================
Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
=========================================
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for complement."
=============================================
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erasesthe board.
===============================================
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecastannounced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it wouldbe hot.
==================================================
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
===================================================
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?===================================================
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"
=====================================================
Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
=====================================================
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and notin the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
Phua CHu Kang 18SX
Phua Chu Kang's Sex Education
Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over anddig your nose, you like or not ? ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses ?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh ?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is! it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove onyour finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not ?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ......... you goand dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupidlah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Sunday, January 4, 2009
My 2009
Azam saya untuk 2009? Ha...saya tak pernah berazam setiap tahun untuk menjadi itu dan ini. Yang saya tahu saya perlu teruskan apa yang perlu diteruskan dan elakkan dari apa yang perlu dielakkan dan cuba untuk lakukan yang terbaik dalam apa jua yang ingin saya lakukan. Mudah kan? But for this year i just want to make sure all those things:
+ be more independent & dependable
+ focus
+ be more friendly & outspoken (thanks to AUG2008 yg menjadikan sy 'talkative'...huhuh ma bad..)
+ .......(to be continue)
+ first of all..i'll try..n i dont want to fallin in lurve with anybody
*coz i dun want to get hurt anymore*
+ dan tak perlu jadi perampas...hahaha+ be more independent & dependable
+ focus
+ be more friendly & outspoken (thanks to AUG2008 yg menjadikan sy 'talkative'...huhuh ma bad..)
+ .......(to be continue)
Saturday, January 3, 2009
We are...
I FEEL
We are most happy with a secure home life, a well stocked pantry and a large family. Your favorite family restaurant is probably being run by a ******. Security is important for ******s feel comfortable in any environment. Whatever it is that defines security for them is essential for their happiness. Our characteristics may include someone who is careful, caring, reactive, cautious, dependant, changeable, romantic, empathetic, clingy, emotional, affectionate, nurturing, helpful, home-loving, imaginative, intuitive, kind, loving, maternal, moody, over-sensitive, panic-stricken, patriotic, possessive, protective, resourceful, shrewd, have strong attachments, sympathetic, tenacious, thrifty, touchy, vulnerable, worrisome, tied to the past and psychic.
almost 77% is true ;)
Oh no kamu!
Please ignore to whatever i want to write here...
this is my blog
thank you for reading and please dont come again
omaeyou baka!!
this is my blog
thank you for reading and please dont come again
omaeyou baka!!
Womanizer oh womanizer II
yang lagi seorang tak kurang juga hebatnya...complete package but...ahaaa...
*speechless* pity on his gf...boy...u shud behave urself...
entahla....
whatever...
*speechless* pity on his gf...boy...u shud behave urself...
entahla....
whatever...
Womanizer oh womanizer
Womanizer yg sorg ni concern sgt kat aku...mcm la die takde gf kan...
padehal die punye la sayangggggggggggggggggg sgt kat gf dia tapi...
hahahhaha...
untungnya jadi aku...semuanya tahu...
padehal die punye la sayangggggggggggggggggg sgt kat gf dia tapi...
hahahhaha...
untungnya jadi aku...semuanya tahu...
Oh you're womanizer baby..hahaha
seriously...aku mmg nak tergelak bace lyric ni lepas teringat ape yg terjadi...hahaha
dem it!!
;P
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